Step 1: These are my excuses, and I’m standing by them.
Step 2: On the bottom, my Peerie Flooers hat, which is a very snug fit. On the top, the teeny tiny hat, which I knit for myself in an apparently delusional state; see Step 1.
Step 3: The “head thunk”; self-explanatory:
Step 4: Rip!!!!!