Disease: Pattern Bombardment Syndrome
too many patterns
only so many unique things can be done with yarn and two needles
Like a virus (or bipolar disorder), the disease cycles – between being completely overwhelmed with all of the fabulousness of hundreds of great patterns and wanting to knit everything, and feeling completely underwhelmed and thinking “seen that, done that”; these up-down-up-down swings can cause emotional distress.
Symptoms of Pattern Bombardment Syndrome can range from mild to severe. Learn to recognize early warning signs:
- spending hours on Ravelry, knitting blogs and other on-line knitting-related sites, aimlessly surfing through patterns in an increasingly apathetic manner
- looking at a new release (say of BT or Twist Collection) and needing to sit on your hands to keep from buying 20 patterns when deep down you know that you will at the most possibly knit one of them
- losing your knitting mojo
- looking at a pattern and immediately calling to mind ten other patterns which are very nearly the same
- realizing that you are subconsciously tracking which patterns make it to the top of Ravelry’s “Hot right now” page and how long they stay there for
- catching yourself drooling while looking at knitting sites
- spending time analyzing the effect of social media savviness on why one pattern will succeed wildly when another will not
- waking up at 3am to see if the new spring edition of [insert online knitting mag here] has just been released; and then checking it again at 4am
- becoming a designer fan girl
- becoming increasingly annoyed at designer-fan-girl-dom
- being unable to pick a new project because you have 700 items in your queue
- put down the laptop and go for a walk
- stop putting patterns in your queue
- better yet, get rid of your queue
- limit your time on knitting sites
- spend more time knitting and less time thinking, talking, reading about knitting
- spend more time doing things completely unrelated to knitting
- stop being obsessive
- think carefully about what you want to knit and don’t be a slavish trend follower
- re-position yourself on the product knitter-process knitter continuum; it’s OK to shift towards one end or the other at different points in your knitting life
- remind yourself that knitting is supposed to be fun; it’s not a competitive sport
- design your own patterns or knit without one
I wonder how many patterns I’ve purchased that I will NEVER knit? My personal goal of A Year with Alice (punctuated by “palate cleansers”) should help alleviate this, as I’m a Starmore junkie and her cabled sweaters fit my lifestyle perfectly.
A year of Alice Starmore patterns, what a great idea! Some designs never go out of fashion.
Perfectly said! I have several projects on the needles and seeing all these new patterns is simply distracting and a little discouraging. I’m trying to spend more time on my UFOs and less time dreaming. The new patterns will still be there when I have time to knit them.
I couldn’t agree with you more; it’s not like all those patterns will disappear if I try to ignore them for a while.
Very clever!! And oh so true. I think I also have YBS!!
I don’t even want to start with Yarn Bombardment Syndrome, but its definitely out there. That one might be harder to cure!
Well, we’ll see how good I am when it comes to actually following my own advice….
You have absolutely correctly diagnosed my disease…. So far, no cure in sight!
If we must be addicted to something, knitting is not a bad option. I would suggest laying off the new pattern watching now and then, however.
What struck me the most: Every $#%#$^ shawl looks the same these days, OMG!
Oh, yeah, I know just what you mean.
I’ve been diagnosed with PCD – Project Completion Disorder. I’m not sure there’s a cure!
Oh, I’ve definitely got this one. It’s hopeless.
Very well said! Your post inspired me to take a “first cut” of my Ravelry queue – now down to 125 pattern from over 200. It’s a start? 🙂
I recently cut back my queue, too. I didn’t notice how many were there to begin with, but after cutting back lots, it now stands at 127. So we are exactly in the same boat!
Pingback: Pattern Radar – August 2016 | Knitigating Circumstances