Dear Miss Fashion Smarty-pants,
What should the fashion-conscious motorist wear to get a puncture on the M4?
Signed, Sartorially Challenged
Dear Sartorially Challenged,
In our opinion, if one is to spend two hours on the hard shoulder of the M4 during rush hour, awaiting a tow, the well-dressed motorist would be best advised to wear a hand-knitted garment. Or perhaps two.
With best wishes, Miss Fashion Smarty-pants