I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

Kelly: I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

Doug: What?  That can’t be right.

Kelly:  But I used ALL CAPS and two exclamation points!!!  That means it’s true.

Doug: But Kelly, consider the photographic evidence…

Kelly: Photographic evidence?

Doug: Yes.  Here is a photo of your knitting from the past two weeks:

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Kelly:  Exactly.  Twelve sweaters!

Doug: I see two sleeves and around six inches of the body.  That amounts to about 30% of a sweater.  It’s not even close to 12 sweaters.

Kelly: Oh! Now I see the problem, Doug.  This photograph is taken against a white background.

Doug: And?

Kelly: And the other eleven and a half sweaters are white!  They blend in to the background so you can’t see them!

 

11 thoughts on “I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

  1. Lovely! You cheered me up this Monday morning Kelly. I think I know what you’re going through – I just knitted the yoke portion of a jumper, it took me ten days and all I feel is frustration that I couldn’t get it done faster. I blame the internet.

  2. Hilarious!!!!
    Imagine if we could knit as many sweaters as we WANTED to knit, how many projects would be stacked up. (white ones, of course).

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  4. So cute! There is no doubt that you are an optimist, Kelly ….. you definitely need a rest after completing so many creations over the past 12 months!

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