I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

Kelly: I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

Doug: What?  That can’t be right.

Kelly:  But I used ALL CAPS and two exclamation points!!!  That means it’s true.

Doug: But Kelly, consider the photographic evidence…

Kelly: Photographic evidence?

Doug: Yes.  Here is a photo of your knitting from the past two weeks:

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Kelly:  Exactly.  Twelve sweaters!

Doug: I see two sleeves and around six inches of the body.  That amounts to about 30% of a sweater.  It’s not even close to 12 sweaters.

Kelly: Oh! Now I see the problem, Doug.  This photograph is taken against a white background.

Doug: And?

Kelly: And the other eleven and a half sweaters are white!  They blend in to the background so you can’t see them!

 

8 thoughts on “I KNIT TWELVE SWEATERS IN TWO WEEKS!!

  1. Lovely! You cheered me up this Monday morning Kelly. I think I know what you’re going through – I just knitted the yoke portion of a jumper, it took me ten days and all I feel is frustration that I couldn’t get it done faster. I blame the internet.

  2. Hilarious!!!!
    Imagine if we could knit as many sweaters as we WANTED to knit, how many projects would be stacked up. (white ones, of course).

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